What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Why are there posts saying the T in LGBT should be dropped? With what is happening in the US and beyond against the trans community cause for concern that if this is accepted could it be deemed acceptable to start on the LGB community again?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Thank you.

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Tea ?

He : Then let's have some coffee

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : I'm 24.

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?